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This brain is tender, juicy, and full of all the neurotransmitters a young, growing, bloodthirsty zombie needs. The Frontal and Occipital lobes are particularly tender, making for an excellent roast, or diced for a quick snack. The cortical mantle is highly convoluted; the crest of a single convolution is known as a gyrus, while the fissure between two gyri is known as a sulcus. And you know how good that sulcus can be... Isn't your mouth watering already? The frontal lobe, largest of all the lobes of the brain (and great for when you have guests over for dinner), lies rostral to the central sulcus (that is, toward the nose from the sulcus). The precentral gyrus, located rostral to the central sulcus, constitutes the primary motor region of the brain, which, as we all know, makes for a great party dip when blended with a superior parietal lobule. The New York Times Brain Review, Gerald "AGHraghGHAhgrhGA" Zombie
Must have brains! AGHahghaghAGHGHAGHhgahgAH! Brains are good. Eat Brains! AGHGAHGAHGAHGA argh huh. Excellent globus pallidus, aghaghag eat brains tastiest amygdaloid nuclear complex ever had. From Brainlist , October 15, 1999
The diencephalon consists of a pair of egg-shaped nuclear masses that lie on each side of the third ventricle and medial to the posterior limb of the internal capsule, and make a wonderful egg salad. Four subdivisions are recognized: (1) the epithalamus, (2) the thalamus, (3) the hypothalamus, and (4) the ventral thalamus, or subthalamus. I recommend the thalamus as an appetizer, ventral thalamus as a side, hypothalamus as the main dish, and subthalamus makes an excellent dessert accompanied with your favorite Riesling. From Kirkus Reviews , October 10, 1999
Normally, we here at Kirkus review books, but after tasting this delightful brain, I just couldn't resist going back for seconds. The tastiest brain this side of the medulla oblongota. -- Copyright ©1999, Kirkus Associates, LP. All rights reserved. --This text refers to an unavailable edition of this brain.
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Average Customer Review: Number of Reviews: 8
A zombie from Melbourne, Australia , September 21, 1999 
Boring, boring, boring and dull, dull, dull
I ate this brain expecting flavor, expecting AGHgaHAGhghagrgh agh! Brains! Must eat brains! aghh piss-poor hippocampus.
zombie_98@aol.com (ZombieFred) from Texas , September 5, 1999
Brains: I enjoyed it!
I enjoyed many aspects of this brain... It tasted good, and my mom says that it has nutrints, but i don't know what that means. Now that we get our brains from Brains4Zombies.com, mom can work again! She got a job down at the DMV, although she says that the peoplethere are hard to understand (and she accidentally killed a couple of people in line one day when they started complaining about how slow she was). ANyway, thanks for the brains!
Zombie G from Sydney, Australia , August 31, 1999
Actually, I only wanted to give it zero stars
Ok, the first brain i ordered was okay, if a bit stringy. But this brain just made me want to rip open people's heads andaghahghagrAGHRHGHAGHH AGHGAH HGAHGR BRAINS BRAINS AGHAGHHAG BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS Toooo ssssllllloooowwwww and heeeaaavvvvvvyyyyyy to progress with no enjoyability factor Antonio Sacin (abreviatio@aol.com) from Burke, VA , August 10, 1999
Slow Rise
This book was long, just like Red Mars, but I thought it was better than Red Mars. I think the characters... wait... what the hell is this site? You people are sick! A zombie from Athens, Hellas , July 23, 1999 
DO NOT MISS THIS BRAIN
A masterpiece not only of human brains but of organs in general. Even better that it predecessor, Other Brain, Brain gives us the opportunity to find out what happened to the neurons and the neurotransmitters that we learnt to love in the first brain. More than that, the brain shares with us its hope that things can be better, that new ideas can be successful, and that zombie nature, although far from perfect, still has the potential to rise above it's human opressors and rip the flesh out of their skulls agHAGHAraHAGHAGHAHGHGA BRAINS BRAINS. I didn't think for a moment that the brain was boring, I only wished that I had a better technical/scientifical english vocabulary (I am not a native english speaker) so that I could stop having to talk like AHgHAGHGAHGhaghGAHGH BRAINS BRAINS BRAINSGAHGHAGHGHA HAHHAGHGG hgahghaghagh ahgahg. Darth Zombie(dlew@cts.com) from Pebble Beach, CA , July 12, 1999
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KEwLeST BraIn Ever! dOOd, 3aT thiz BrAin nOw! A zombie from sdasadd , July 5, 1999
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asdsa --This text refers to an unavailable edition of this brain. zombiemike@cosmicegg.com from Boston, MA , July 5, 1999
Well thought, executed and eaten
I have eaten many brains. However, Brain, the 2nd brain of the 3 part trilogy, was astounding. Brain was able to create an increasing intertest in brains that I never had before. Although it, ( I have researched that it did not degree in the planetary science) is not a acclaimed planetary scientist, he should be. I have studied and have been awarded in the field of brain science. After eating this brain I realized that this gentleman got eaten... he got eaten. Finally, someone comes up with a logical explanation of the human brain and eaten of brain: withouth the googly eyed aliens. I can't wait to finish this brain. --This text refers to an unavailable edition of this brain.
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